A porn star went up to the stage to receive her acting award for best picture. They gave her the idol looking statue and she went up to the podium and said, First I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for saving me and for blessing me with this talent, and for all this favor, He is so good to me. Second I want to thank my pastor for telling me about Moses and the pleasure of sin and that sin is no longer sin in Christ Jesus for we are not under the Law but under grace. And thirdly I want to thank all the women and men of our beautiful church community for being my biggest supporters, who taught me how to love everybody every weekend at fornication lane on the broad and wide street.....If My People Who Are Called By My Name Will Humble Themselves and Seek My Face and REALLY TURN FROM THEIR WICKED WAYS, Then I the Lord Promise to hear from heaven and I will heal their land.....deno.....share freely.
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